OH TO BE YOUNG, AND IN SHORTS.

ola!
i have a name, but you can call me tendo.
i'm 21. I'm a GIRL.
I'm an artist, photographer and a bit of a joke.
I want to say that i am also a writer, philosopher musician and glorified badass. Yeah.
i cannot describe what will be, because i am not sure.
i will say this:
people are amazing creatures i really enjoy the mind, and spilling mine.
if i believed in a higher being, i would thank him for making puppies, for they give me the night-before-christmas feeling in my tummy.
and
love.

45 questions

swingset:

digitalbath:asserting:

1. Do you like blue cheese? I do, but i am allergic to mold, so that’s not quite right.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin? I have not, nor do i plan to. I’ve seen fearless freaks, and Wayne Coyne would not approve. (that - and i hear it’s bad for you?)

3. Do you own a gun? No, not allowed to where i live y’all.

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Starbucks? I’m not big on coffee, especially bad coffee.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?  Rarely.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Sometimes i want one, and i am always disappointed.

7. Favorite Christmas movie? Oh. I don’t know? Something bad.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Juice

9. Can you do push ups? yeah but not for long

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? I like my labryss necklace, my arabic name necklace and my rings.

11. Favorite hobby? painting. photography. drawing. writing.

12. Do you have A.D.D? Close, but no cigar.

13. What’s one trait you hate about yourself? I’m messy


14. Middle name? I HAVE NONE :(

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? milk cheese bread

16. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? yesterday?  nothing.

17. Name 3 things you drink daily: Juice. Water. Milk.

18. Current worry? I’m sick and…. sick of it.

19. Current Dislike? Stupid parents (not mine)

20. How did you bring in the New Year? We ate dip out of a cob loaf and forgot it was new years eve and missed midnight.

21. Where would you like to go? pompeii, crete, canada, new york, thailand over and over and over.

22. Name three people who will complete this: i don’t know many people on tumblr wooo

23. Do you own slippers? i have ugg boots. they’re better.

24. What shirt are you wearing? a union tshirt

25. [Missing apparently]

26. Favorite color? RED

27. Could you be a pirate? not heaps into the raping and pillaging, but sure.

28. What songs do you sing in the shower? regina spektor is popular in the shower

29. Favorite food? right now i want dip in cob loaf because i mentioned it earlier.

30. What’s in your pocket right now? lint

31. Last thing that made you laugh? spaghetti cat

32. Favorite sheets? clean ones.

33. Worst injury you have ever had? i’m accident prone, there are a lot.

34. Do you love where you live? sometimes.

35. How many TVs do you have in your house? only 2. that’s weird.

36. Who is your loudest friend? i’m the loudest… i’m my friend, right?

37. How many dogs do you have? two, and they are awesome.

38. Does someone have a crush on you? YES, he’s awesome.

39. What are your favorite book(s): anything Kurt Vonnegut wrote.

40. What is your favorite candy? Sour stuff.

41. Favorite Sports Water: EH?

42. What songs do you want played at your funeral? Something wildly inappropriate like ‘smack my bitch up’

43. What were you doing 12 AM last night? hating the world because i couldn’t sleep

44. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke this morning? I’ve only been asleep for 10 minutes

45. Favorite place to be? Meditative state

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swingset:digitalbath:ieatcatlitter:ostracizinglove:ofyoungbelievers:

If you could raid anyone’s closet, whose would it be?
Audrey Horne from twin peaks

Where do you reside?
A shoebox, in the middle of the road.

What are 3 things you can’t live without?
at least 10 hours sleep a day, puppies and laughter

What’s your favorite thing to wear?
metallicus tank dresses

What’s on your iPod?
so many good tunes

What’s your idea of a goodtime?
old simpsons episodes, cheap sweet wine, comforters and fans on, nice people and good records.

What are you doing this winter?
winter is far from my mind as i am entering Summer next

What’s in your purse right now?
fish-eye lomo (YES), tom waits book, doctor’s certificate (cough), list of IOUs (paid), wallet full of coins i won gambling and paw paw ointment.

Who is an inspiration/icon for you?
there are many.

What are you currently reading?
Man without a Country - Kurt Vonnegut.

Any last words?
My 21st is tonight and i plan to drink lots and lots of punch and then boogie.

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PM.

I’m not sure why I’m still awake, I’m exhausted and really quite sick.

Today was good though. Vapours made the air hot and wet and made us feel like we were healing.

We watched Twin Peaks and ate pie and ice cream.

He says i look like Audrey Horne. It’s a nice idea.

I felt so weird this morning.

Like my head was full of cotton wool and electricity, but nothing else.

I floated around the supermarket. Christmas toys (out already?) freaked me out with their bopping and music.

Too many people. Too many eyes. Floating floating stumbling looking for his arm. I wanted melon. Didn’t, cos he was paying.

Why do i have no money?

Where did it go?

Surely i didn’t spend it all on cheap wine and snack food.

I hope The UN aren’t taking more than i agreed to give them a month.

I’m a sucker for nice people with clipboards. I should wear sunglasses more often as to avoid their eyes.

I wish I was on Crete, on my back in the afternoon sun looking at the clouds and having nothing on my mind but the clouds and my breath.

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unsolvedmysteries:
(via wehadthestars)

want. cheese.

unsolvedmysteries:

(via wehadthestars)

want. cheese.

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The Poison Tree. By William Blake.

I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe;
I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And I water’d it in fears,
Night & morning with my tears;
And I sunned it with my smiles
And with soft deceitful wiles.

And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright;
And my foe beheld it shine,
And he knew that it was mine,

And into my garden stole
When the night had veil’d the pole:
In the morning glad I see
My foe outstretch’d beneath the tree

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

murmure:

Beach House - Play The Game (Queen cover)

most excellent.

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Ooooh Johnny, you are a sexy man.

Ooooh Johnny, you are a sexy man.

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suicideblonde:

suicidewatch:
My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and THIS is the face… of Jewish vengeance!

how FUCKING good was this movie. The last half an hour. FUCK. sorry.

suicideblonde:

suicidewatch:

My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and THIS is the face… of Jewish vengeance!

how FUCKING good was this movie. The last half an hour. FUCK. sorry.

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yeah. good song. good memories. like this and like that and like thiiiiiiis.

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suicideblonde:
Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury and John Deacon
 YEAH!

suicideblonde:

Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury and John Deacon

 YEAH!

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